my teen angst bullshit has a body count
dani. seventeen. ♌. infp. slytherin. perpetually annoyed queer. feminist. broadway enthusiast.

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

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f-ortheaquila:

me all day every day

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Anonymous
You tagged that owl post with "birds" but it's not a bird, it's an owl :(

algrenion:

have i got news for you, friend

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imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

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We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

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bruhheem:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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literallyrad:

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literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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I FOUND TROY AGAIN A DAY LATER AND HE’S GONNA HIRE ME AS HIS PERSONAL PUBLICIST 

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JD.