have i got news for you, friend
when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad
We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
I FOUND TROY AGAIN A DAY LATER AND HE’S GONNA HIRE ME AS HIS PERSONAL PUBLICIST